So, I’m a guy.  I used to live in some seriously hip neighborhoods and now I really really don’t.  In fact, my area makes me undateable and unfriendable to large swaths of New Yorkers.

What’s this blog about? Well… mostly my thoughts on dating, it would seem.  I’m still considering making this the epicenter for all complaints about the R train, but until I do, expect to get some relatively uncensored accounts of the ape-shit dating scene in New York.  From the perspective of a guy who does it way too much.

And random other rants from time to time.  Feel free to ask me anything, I’m actually really good at dating advice, minor home improvements, predicting the endings of bad movies, try me.  Maybe I’ve got the perfect blow job story to put that light fixture installation into perspective.  You never know.