Ok, so in preparation for my upcoming voyage, I’m trying out the WordPress mobile app. How’s this monkey work!? 

 pic, uploaded! Can you believe who I found on Tinder?! The ageless Amanda Lepore! I’ve met her. In fact, I shuttled her, covered in MAC pink lipstick in my mom’s SUV from a venue at which she was performing to her hotel. My one and only brush with greatness.