Where are they now?

Googling Exes

“I had made up my mind to find that for which I was searching even if it required the remainder of my life.”  -Alexander Graham Bell

So we all do it, right? It’s like a historical fact that the first thing A. G. Bell typed into his newly invented internet search-a-ma-jig, back in 1876, was the name of his middle school crush. Sheila. He found out she’d married some dick named Marconi, which as we all know led to his more famous invention of the telephone. Continue reading Where are they now?